If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…
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ridinghi reblogged phoenixdaleSource: theblacksymphony
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Source: pr0fessah
unpopular opinion
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
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sodamnrelatable reblogged nay-so-craySource: lmaogtfoEnding a Facebook conversation by liking the last comment
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Source: daftpnk
drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
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disnerd-mischief-managed reblogged deducingdoctorSource: nietzscheisdead
i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:
1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds
2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better
3. emos have a very large wingspan
emus i think you’re thinking of emus
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disnerd-mischief-managed reblogged bbcsherlockianSource: buttermilkqueen
girl you are
no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here
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weight-a-second reblogged shittyteenyearsSource: winterchesters
leavingallmysensesnumbisheaven:
castheperpetuallyconfusedangel:
This is me and everything I’m doing with my life.
Accurate.
