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genvy:

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i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night


omghotmemes:

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”


homebeccer:

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Absolutely lose my shit over the kids who don’t understand what they need to put in “relationship of guardian”


funnytwittertweets:

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sparrowsarus:

fourteen–steps:

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Absolutely OBSESSED with this caption on an old 90s Audubon calendar I found

[image: Few birds arouse such diverse feelings among humans as the Canada Goose /end]


grox:

okiitos:

memewhore:

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@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

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beachduck:

nearlynova:

johnwickofficial:

ruinedchildhood:

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I finally found it! You can get the shirt HERE

i want thiiiiisssss

Every child in music class should be gifted this once they’ve mastered this song we all seemingly had to learn.


shetheyslay:

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my-darling-boy:

my-darling-boy:

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Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

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Like this


unclefather:

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dogkin:

nicodranas:

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That’s funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: … My what now?

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These comments are breaking me


afloweroutofstone:

confusionofconfusions:

confusionofconfusions:

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

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@afloweroutofstone

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem



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babyanimalgifs:

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

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He doesn’t just steal it though. He puts it on his own head. He takes it, tries it on, looks around (I swear like he’s going “Look look I’m a Human! Don’t I look good in my Human head-thing?”) then gives it back. There is so much playful and good-natured intelligence in this one gesture I’m losing my mind here. Elephants are too freaking good for us. 

This is a very small thing but that means, to an elephant, the top of their head is where they put the hat. That is not what I’d consider the top of their head lol.

They’re placing the hat right over their eyes, like how we wear them

Hurr durr, look at me, I’m a hooman!

Always a reblog.


stevishabitat:

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tuulikki:

swan2swan:

swan2swan:

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welcometoyell:

knightofleo:

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!


EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds. 

UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…

….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.

He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own. 

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Originally posted by ten-piece-mcbitchass

Apparently all of the babies have grown up and have left the nest. This video shows the last one leaving the nest with a bit of help of the same person that took care of the other three chicks in the previous video.

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